do you ever have a post mentally typed up in your head? and its witty and funny and makes you seem like a wonderful person? and then, you start to actually type it out... and it crashes and burns?
cause thats where I am right now. I was all set to write about how I woke up in the middle of the night sick to my stomach with crazy cramps. after laying my head against the cool tile in the restroom, I bolted to the bathroom and proceeded to lose my dinner.
nasty, I know. the witty and funny part was gonna be because I vomited with such force that I... strained my groin muscle... ? (do women even have those? I suppose I could Google it, but Im running short of time, and, frankly, I just dont care to Google anatomy questions because Im scared of what I might see.) how I thought that was witty and funny... I just dont know. maybe I hoped that the image of me crashing to the floor because the strain groin muscles meant that my thighs quit working and I could no longer stand would render everyone in stitches. and now Ive wasted a blogging day on this nothingness.
and yet... I feel good to be blogging again. I know. whats with me?!?
Monday, January 11, 2010
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3 comments:
I thought it was funny. but there's a lot of stuff wrong with me, so that might not be a positive for your blog. (sounded funnier in my head). LOL.
I do that all the time. Think I'm funny that is, not pull a vag muscle.
I'm just sad that you were feeling so sick!
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