I Joined A Cult... Or Not

anyone who reads my blog and is friends with me on Facebook already knows this, so its not like I think Im making a breathtaking announcement...

I joined a multi level marketing program. I sell Pure Romance. Ive mentioned my love for naughty parties before. I posted my sex thoughts before. so the idea of me selling Pure Romance probably isnt surprising at all.

my sister sold Avon. she lasted about 4 months. then she tried it ago in March. she didnt even place one order.

why did I get myself into this???




oh, right, because I truly love the products and I thought it would be totally fun to spend my weekends schmoozing with girls over pampering and romance items.

and Im sure it would be, except that no one wants to have any parties. SHOCKING!! I mean, I loved throwing the sexy parties! I loved being the hostess and giggling with my girls and I especially loved getting FREE stuff. I suppose I could flatter myself into thinking that I threw just the best bomb-diggity parties that no one else wants to try to live up to them, but I doubt it. I just dont get it. people want to come to my parties. why dont they want to have their own so they can get FREE stuff?? I have the stuff. I want to give it away. le sigh.




if youre on Facebook, do me a favor and "like" Pure Romance by Cheryl Ann. its... all that I have, really.